She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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