i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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