Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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