youre lurking in front of me
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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