im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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