in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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