She's JV to your varsity
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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