Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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