How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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