I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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