So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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