I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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