doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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