I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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