I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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