Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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