what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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