i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
