Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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