I didn't shave. On purpose
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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