this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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