the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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