Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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