My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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