There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Girls should come with a carfax report
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So vagazzling was a success
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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