oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
