Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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