so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm just crazy horny about you
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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