This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I need to align my fucking chakras
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
