I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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