Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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