how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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