big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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