matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
