I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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