I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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