My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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