i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
