so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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