Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Small penises have feelings too.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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