the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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