Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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