Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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