this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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