You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize