Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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