escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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