I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
