She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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