just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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