your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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