she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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