you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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