Me too!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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