Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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