Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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