I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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